Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

I have a 4 year old and I think this looks fun. I can’t wait to take her, kick back in the awesome new recliners our theater has and eat some terrible popcorn.

I totally agree with you on this. Dwayne Johnson and cast have come out numerous times saying this is not a remake it is a new take on the old classic. I love when actors are tasked with playing another character thru the lens of them self ie movies where ppl switch bodies/minds, especially if they are of a different…

Counterpoint: this looks great and you’re wrong.

Worse than all of those things is murdering children in their homes with cruise missiles and drone strikes. But those crimes exist across all modern American presidential administrations, so they don’t usually make it into fun lists like these.

Never thought I read an article that mentions four current/former quarterbacks, and Kerry Collins would be the best of the bunch!

Just sounds like you don’t own any eating utensils.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

I’m still waiting for, “You do realize this is fake, right?”

*stamps WHO WATCHES THIS off Commentariat Bingo Card*

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

Blackhawks Trade Artemi Panarin To Columbus For Brandon. Saad!

of course they’re not big fans of the West, but make no mistake, they’re anti-Jew, first & foremost. they HATE all Jews and want ALL Jews wiped from the face of the earth.

I don’t think that’s correct at all. No one wants to see a de-stabilized Saudi Arabia or Egypt, for instance.

I don’t care what anybody thinks, I love this show and can’t wait for this season to finally start.

If it’s your team, why not just fire the GM?

I was hoping for The Lost Park: Jurassic World.

Jon meets up with Arya early on and gets fast-travel tips :).

The picture of Brienne and Pod is definitely Castle Black. Those are the ramparts that were rebuilt after the Iron Islanders burned it to the ground.