Whenever he kills someone, I think he should yell “YOU’VE BEEN EURONATED!”

Watching this trailer like

That’s funny, I’ve heard that Euron doesn’t care too much for you either.

Our worst fear is apparently that Sansa will have a lot of dialogue.

That is Beric Dondarrian, Lord of Blackhaven, to you.

I am here to see Jon Snow slice some motherfucking ice monsters in half.

You sound like a rather strange individual

From which only Galactus survived...

I made the all star team my final year of little league as a pitcher, and my parents made me go on a family trip to southern Indiana and northern Kentucky instead of playing. It was 100 degrees every damn day. Churchill Downs canceled races the day we were supposed to visit. We spent hours in antique stores in the…

Hold please... [checks YouTube]... hate to break it to you:

Day drinking is fine if you build in a nap. Day drinking straight into night drinking means at some point your brain DVR will stop recording.

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.

A combination of cocaine, heroin, MDMA, alcohol, and opiates is “not recreational” ???

Come the fuck on. Carrie Fisher was, by all accounts, an amazing human being, but she died high as fuck; why is it necessary to pretend otherwise?

Did you like Wonder Woman or do you just auto-hate on everything that universe?

For anyone getting sick of maze posts. Just remember...

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

Reds don’t need jerseys to honor the Bengals. All they have to do is go out and commit various felonies.

Winner gets Brock Lesnar at Summerslam