A bunch of other people got shot too.

Chadwick Boseman posted a photo of himself alongside Mark Ruffalo, seen outfitted in his traditional purple attire. A random set visit, or has the Hulk just been confirmed for a cameo?

Yeah! FUCK YOU, CHILDREN! How dare you not be edgy and cool!

We really didn’t watch her getting burned, we only hear her screams. Which was still heartbreaking but alas, the way she died wasn’t “unexplainable” in any case.

I think Rex’s plan was to hand the guy his drink and tower over him, making it clear that it was time for him to go, but the lady fleeing caused the splash. What did blue shirt prick say to get to that point though?

No bigger pussy than the guy that baits people into lawsuits. His parents are failures.

Assault charges for that?! Suck it the fuck up, man. You don’t walk into the bear den and then act surprised when you get clawed.

I get the joke, but it’s so inaccurate that it just doesn’t work. 90% of enslaved Africans ended up in what we today call Latin America, while roughly 6% of enslaved Africans went to British North America.

Lena Dunham does this though and everhthing is cool.

“We just didn’t think he was capable of making any shot.”

LeBron has no one to blame except himself. He’s a terrible coach and GM.

Would absolutely LOVE it if he joined the Warriors. Might be the funniest sports story ever

Kermit Washington is scarier.

Still the king

There’s video, but this is all I need:

I mean... that’s what they said about Texas when Brown left.

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

*waits patiently for the inevitable, still unfunny cousin joke*

Probably because it is fun. Nashville fans like to have fun. And that is fun. So do it.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.