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It has been 2 CoDs since my last CoD and I'm not going back. So glad I cut that cord.

Nice review. I have a general question to ask. Have you ever considered adopting the review box Kotaku normally uses for video games to also work with anime? You could say Studio instead of Developer, how to watch instead of platform, and your favorite and least favorite parts. I think it would fit quite well, and…

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

Wait, what the actual fuck? It's been 7 years since Halo 3 already? Man, time already goes so fast now that I'm nearing the 30, a single year must feel like a week when I'm 80. Or at least the parts I'll remember, which will be about a week anyway.

Anyone remember this?

I just had a garage sale this weekend and it was more a matter of the fact that I planned on tagging everything but didn't get to it in time. I did a lot better by not tagging. you won't be disappointed by everything selling for less than you wanted if you don't set the price in advance. Here are a few things to watch…

I'm all for the gold, but not even slightly for the yellow.

In Phoenix, this just doesn't work. You have to have AC or you are just miserable dead.

I know man, being a schmuck should be a crime. If it was, this guy would be tried with aggravated schmuckery, plus the conspiracy to commit schmuckery would add to his sentence. The sentence would be 1 cop punch.

Am I the only one who can find no reference limiting this to one million users?

WHY ARE PEOPLE PAYING SO MUCH FOR A SKIN ON A 3D MODEL IN COUNTER-STRIKE?! Sweet baby Mt. Dew JESUS we're freaking sheep.

I hate to be so cynical (I actually do), but if you pay $400 bucks for a knife skin you're fucking retarded.

During one period as a kid (must've been 8-9) I spent all my allowance each week on random-content sticker packs for a sticker book. Obviously after a while I'd start getting packs with only doubles, but I kept going. I eventually filled out the book (of course I traded for part of the stickers but still), no idea how…

Are you fucking serious? $200+ for a mother fucking digital GUN that offers no real tangible benefits? Wow. This is disgustingly filthy.

By that screenshot above, it looks like it's ...Trine 2 hard.

nope...I'd still rather be in the s-class

"I think better expresses the piece's original intent"

Masterful backpedaling.

Maybe this doesn't belong on a video game website at all. Maybe you should re-look at every article that is written on this website that discusses rape, race or any hot topic. Because they all come off with an agenda.

I SOLD YOU A STOLEN CAR, NOW I'M GOING TO JAIL!!