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It has been 2 CoDs since my last CoD and I'm not going back. So glad I cut that cord.

Nice review. I have a general question to ask. Have you ever considered adopting the review box Kotaku normally uses for video games to also work with anime? You could say Studio instead of Developer, how to watch instead of platform, and your favorite and least favorite parts. I think it would fit quite well, and…

Streetview took a picture of my car. It wasn't washed at the time and the embarrassment sent me into depression. GIMME MONEY!

I have to disagree. Given that HAL controlled all parts of the ship, including propulsion, that essentially made him the brain centre of a robot.

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

Wait, what the actual fuck? It's been 7 years since Halo 3 already? Man, time already goes so fast now that I'm nearing the 30, a single year must feel like a week when I'm 80. Or at least the parts I'll remember, which will be about a week anyway.

Anyone remember this?

As a student currently sitting in his university's library's bookstacks because being surrounded by books is literally the only way I can focus on work, this is the most depressing story I've heard in a looong time.

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I just had a garage sale this weekend and it was more a matter of the fact that I planned on tagging everything but didn't get to it in time. I did a lot better by not tagging. you won't be disappointed by everything selling for less than you wanted if you don't set the price in advance. Here are a few things to watch…

I'm all for the gold, but not even slightly for the yellow.

In Phoenix, this just doesn't work. You have to have AC or you are just miserable dead.

I know man, being a schmuck should be a crime. If it was, this guy would be tried with aggravated schmuckery, plus the conspiracy to commit schmuckery would add to his sentence. The sentence would be 1 cop punch.

For a lot of people, the cable company is also the only way to get high speed internet. Go Netflix and Hulu indeed...

No one forces anyone to work. However, there are these things called bills, that actually do require people to work in order to be paid with this stuff called money, you know, so they can pay those bills in order to do basic things, like, live.

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You are underestimating how crafty an AI could potentially be and how error-prone humans can be.

I'm writing a sci-fi story where alzheimer's plays a major role. This is firing my synapses on all cylinders.