You never had him, you never had your car!

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Wow...16 seconds never felt so long.

I always wanted to have my DL picture taken when I was really stoned so if I got pulled over I would look normal.

Was there a strict time limit? Because I can guarantee you I could make a VASTLY better Iron Man suit with those plates and some patience.

Just sounds like how a non native English speaker would mess up an idiom to me. The point of words and phrases to convey meaning from one to another. You got the message. Stop being an ass hat.

ahhhhhh! No, he's made of yarn!

"racist retard"? Do you type to your mother with those thumbs?

80 million units sold, that's a failed market right there.

This could get really nasty...

Far too much space in this region.

a Godzilla in the Mist

I read the first graf and thought, '26" is a goal in a corset? Anything over 22" and it's just a basque'

am I the only one seeing a huge discrepancy here...she's fat! She's way overweight and it doesn't matter how small her waist is, chick is mug gordo

"Hi all! My breasts are a 36 O, now you don't have to ask. Also so you don't feel the need to ask (you will anyway.) My boobs are fake. In that they are surgically augmented."

Body dysmorphia is a terrible thing.

Pants unbuttoned? When I get home, the pants just come off.

JIZZ POCKET!

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