"I think that....that doesn't matter, you know? How you mean things doesn't matter."

"A Brave and Startling Truth"

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

Female friendly for me would be a whiskey bar with a staff that looks like Tom Selleck.

You forgot the waiters that come around to the table and admonish any women not smiling. Because, come on, we're supposed to smile all the time in public!!

Never have I ever walked into a steakhouse assuming that it wasn't female-friendly, so this trend seems doubly fucking stupid to me.

Here's my concept for a real lady restaurant, using ideas I gained from seeing advertisements. It would look like a 1984 Laura Ashley catalog and serve cups of soy cappuccino foam and tiny bowls of non-fat yogurt with exactly three blueberries on top. Beautiful salads (non-fat dressing on the side) would be the…

I forget where I even found this.

Do you know how to change a car battery? I just learned how.

Why do I get the feeling that if a few similar-minded patriots who happened to be Muslims or Arab-Americans tried carrying an armory like this into a fast food restaurant, these "Open Carry Texas" goons would be the first to call the police?

My body is so conditioned to working out after work that if I exercise in the morning, like clockwork, I'm falling asleep 3 hours later, because that's what my body is used to. It's like "Oh, we worked out...now bed time!" I still do it sometimes when I have to, but it's not ideal.

I use my liver and kidneys to flush my body of toxins.

Allowing these attorneys the opportunity to record their time on things like getting coffee with"diverse" attorneys or asking them about their career goals is the real kicker here. It turns it into a job responsibility, instead of, you know, talking to your colleagues. Sadly, much like supermodels, attorneys don't…

Donald Glover did a great bit about this exact predicament. The gist of it was that while a lot of guys have somewhat amusing/outlandish stories about "crazy girlfriends", women do not have the same sort of stories, because "IF YOU HAVE A CRAZY BOYFRIEND, YOU GONNA DIE".

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

When I read the Spanish translation of the book, I thought that Bagheera, Kaa and all the snakes where females (panther and snake are feminine names in Spanish, and -a is a common ending in girl's names). When I discovered that they were males, as an adult, I felt very stupid, but I asked some friends and they were as…

I guess this means my husband is gay. He asked if I'd mind not shaving my pits years ago. Since I have black hair and very white skin, pit shaving was an exercise in futility, anyway; even right after razoring there was a Dark Presence under the skin. So I said yes and it's so much easier.

I haven't shaved my legs in months, but my period still managed to show up. What a fucking scam.

I HAVENT BEEN THIS ANGRY SINCE THE LAST TIME A MAJOR COMPANY DID SOMETHING SHITTY AND MISOGYNISTIC SO LIKE 6 MINUTES