OK, as soon as I read this I thought "feelings....nothing more than...feelings..."

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

A friend of mine said he'd heard a "rumor" (aka total fan speculation) that Richard Ayoade was being considered for the part, and I kind of loved idea that so much that I can't see Newt Scamander as anyone else now.

Are you implying that she did not, in fact, want to be beaten senseless and repeatedly gang raped by two weird men on a dirty mattress in a derelict building? Then why did she leave her house? Women are so confusing with their mixed signals.

Exactly, this SHOULD be a textbook case of "real rape" for those who still think there's a scale. And yet, even in this instance, she didn't get the help she is entitled to get from the police. It's disheartening.

And we're supposedly better than India, how exactly?

The NY Times did a piece on the real Special Victims unit, which is almost all male these days. One of these guys said that if a victim asks for a female detective, “Nine times out of ten," it's because she thinks she can fool a female easier than she can a male, ergo....she's lying. I can't imagine why a female…

It's really not. I've been the person who processes those keycards. There's no reason that you couldn't flag that change for a same day turn around. It was standard procedure to change them the day the woman was scheduled to come back in my building.

Security access? Three days? Do they store company secrets in the lactation room?

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

This is completely ridiculous. What a farce. I am outraged. Everyone knows Canadians don't play tennis. How are you supposed to bounce a tennis ball on a glacier? What do they use for a net, an iceberg? Seal clubs make terrible rackets. Somebody needs to account for this terrible reporting.

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