itstheonlywaytobesure
Chaim Salomon
itstheonlywaytobesure

I have a feeling that the company that gets the next round of contracts will be A2 Towing and owned by the same company.

Otherwise known as the “Radcliffe Gambit”.
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Hot take: Thor: Love and Thunder was fine.

Chances of these complaints sparking another standing ovation for him from the most deplorable dregs society has to offer? 

I hear that. I’ve never worked in food service but I have plenty of friends who have, and my wife has some particularly nasty stories about a particular chef who was frequently high on coke, stole her wages, and once spat in her face. She ultimately had to take him to small claims court to get her pay. Read more

Agree. Granted, my sample size was an N=1. But that one time was underwhelming. If that experience was a fair representation, I wouldn’t say deep frying a turkey isn’t worth burning the house down; I’d say it simply isn’t worth doing. There are far less cumbersome ways to get a far superior bird.

I’ve only had deep fried turkey once. It wasn’t a fair test since it wasn’t just deep fried turkey but a turducken, so perhaps not an accurate measure of what the results would be. Anyway, it was terrible. Just a greasy, bland mess. The only flavor was the flavor of the oil. Read more

Wow that was great, thanks for sharing! Articulated a lot of my experience and feelings. Read more

Holy shit I forgot about that guy. I actually had one of his cookbooks as well! I’d bought it used at the library for a dollar and thumbed through it out of curiosity but never really seriously used it. It ended up in a box next to the trash during a move; I have no recollection if that was before or after the news Read more

Batali was the first chef I really started following; Molto Italiano was the first cookbook I ever purchased. Besides my mom and grandmothers, he’s the first “teacher” I ever had when it came to cooking and I feel like I still approach recipes — or cooking off the cuff — with the mindset I evolved from reading Molto Read more

When David Foxx reached out to Jalopnik, he was on his 10th day of a 19-day vacation Read more

I literally saw someone come across my feed from haters saying that this movie should be boycotted because Kamala Khan is Palestinian(Ron Howard voice She isn’t) Which is dumb on so many levels that I can’t even comprehend it.

Unfortunately the bigots have polluted the discourse to that point.

*Captains Marvel

I’m not sure I believe this story.

The funny thing about all this shit is that he’s such an ego-maniac that he basically did all of this to himself. He just can’t fucking let it go (it being any criticism whatsoever). So he overpaid for the platform that was mocking him to try to get the last laugh (a la Trump running for President after he was mocked Read more

Your window of opportunity for that may be measured in minutes, rather than days or weeks I’m afraid. (RIP Jezebel)

I feel like it is about to be out of date. Hopefully I can think up another stupid screen name before Jalopnik gets the axe too.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

He is in the top two that I would not call for a wellness check for a very very long time. Like hope they are room temperature time.