“Woman with herpes” is the new “woman laughing alone with salad.”

Much like every single stock image of nuns. That one’s a headscratcher.

We don’t want her. Ship her to Greenland.

90%? What sort of fictional world to you live in? 95% is pretty average, 98% on weekends and High Holidays...but we do have to leave a little bit for football and pro rasslin.

After we got through with it, yes.

Because they speak English in Canada (shh no one tell them about Quebec).

Still waiting for Ted Nugent to be “dead or in jail” like he promised... so I’m not holding my breath for this one either.

Nobody tell her Canada has a hormonal bitch on their money!

Please come to my country. We have stricter gun control, less restrictive abortion laws, gay marriage, socialized healthcare, you cannot directly vote for the person who leads the country and we've had a female Prime Minister before. Hell, two of our provinces are currently led by women, one of whom is openly gay!…

But in context it is a comment on Nolan, because it precedes this sentence: I don’t think I’ve done two blockbusters in a row with anyone else.

Canada does not have loose immigration policies. I don’t think they’d take even a quarter of the people who threaten to leave.

“With that, please stop the nastiness as it wasn’t meant in that light.”

There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

Canada was quoted as saying "The fuck you are".

This just in: Men no longer have any hormones - male puberty suspended indefinitely.

I love that conservative people have started threatening to move to Canada if things in the U.S. don’t go their way. It seems to be pretty recent. If you think Obamacare is stealing your freedom you probably can’t handle Canada.

COLD AS ICE

Also, don’t you spend like 90% of your life thinking with your other brain anyway? Clearly not to be trusted with anything.

As a man, I feel I need to say the following: