Prey madam - methinks more "ow" sayeth my vagina.

dildologists

Exactly right.

Its my default mode.

me IRL

OH COME THE FUCK ON FUCK YOU.

LIKE YOU’RE ONE TO TALK!!

We could be sisters. :-/ If I could go without getting this comparison, oh, about every other time I meet a new person, that’d be greeeeeat.

Dopplegangers!!

In my memory, before the Food Pyramid, there were the Four Food Groups, but I think they usually showed them as a square. This is what got replaced with the Food Pyramid when I was in elementary school. I know they at least sort of covered this in class and I’m pretty sure about the Food Pyramid first showing up then,…

LOLOLOL NONONONONONO

It’s depressing because Spicoli is my actual doppelganger.

Ironically...heavy whipping cream 0 carbs. Creamer crap like 40+ carbs for 2 Tbsps? Ridiculous

Dear baby Jesus in a manger,

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

Gummi Bears are fat-free and cholesterol-free! They’re practically better health food!

“I’ve always known that, at heart, I was”

I hate all this shit, and even more how companies capitalize on people’s ignorance with their clever labeling. I realized a while ago that (when I can afford it) I should just buy anything that’s not processed. Anything that has to tell you it’s healthy probably isn’t.

Defending a fellow white person who has a pattern of racist comments and dismissing/banning POCs is a really bad look, especially taking into account your history with racist comments on Jez. Like, maybe butt out.