and Rancic, a longtime face of E!, will remain as central figures when the series returns. Of the latter's dreadlocks quip, a line suggested by the show's writing staff, Berwick says, "It was absolutely misinterpreted,

Ranic should get the boot. I'd be happy to never see or hear about her again.

Which means they are trying to save face by saying we are not quitting, but we will disappear and never come back.

It's better to be proud of being Irish than to be proud of being Bill Maher.

Had a girl I was seeing kind of just, up and tell me "I'm not feeling this" a little bit ago. I really dug talking to her, so I kind of said "oh yea, I can DEFINITELY still be pals tho!"

For me, it's looking back at who I've loved previously. H-O-L-Y-S-H-I-T am I happy none of that worked out.

Nothing has made me question everything about myself as much as falling in love did.

I read that as "only thing he's good for is the giraffe"

I accept your argument 100%.

STILL COUNTS.

Wait. WTF. His face looks like it's made of Silly Putty. Cheek implants? Botox? Fillers?

Putin approves atm because his face is stuck.

You're still sufficiently coherent to spell "non sequitur" properly, so A-PLUS.

this gif thou

this gave me headache now

Dear Future Husband,

Thank you for saving me three minutes and twenty seconds of my time. You are doing the Lord's work.

Ah, more from Meaghan Trainor, the genetically-engineered Republican Backlash Femmebot we deserve. Fuck you, you ignorant fucking ass basket. And also, in the words of the inimitable Claire Standish,

I can not find an appropriate gif for that song. I think that song broke me. I am broken now. Forever.