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Boooo

I feel both amused and also sad by this reference. Because I really loved the Cosby Kids as a child.

That was SO DUMB. It is illegal to harass celebrities' children specifically because of the paparazzi's actions.

Man. Those paparazzo are like school in summertime!

School in summertime?


Yep! No Class!

Pap: Well, I mean you're famous…

I thought I was the only one. I hate him too.

I wanted to find an Oliver Platt gif to respond to you with, but then as I was looking through pictures of Oliver Platt, I realized in the younger pictures he kind of looks like a good friend of mine and now I have to break off a beautiful friendship. Thanks, itsnotthebeer.

Lots of people like him! I don't get it.

But but but 10 Things I Hate About You? The Prince and Me?? SAVE THE LAST DANCE????? Ballet AND hip hop AND a dead parent, what TALENT!!

Whenever I'm a guest anywhere, I feel the need to spray everything with disinfectant or I'll feel too uncomfortable to sleep.

I don't think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level.

Look, I've gone on class field trips and it never devolved to the point of putting stuff in people's butts. But if this happens regularly, I guess we were doing something wrong.

Mark, if you DON'T want a cross-stitch version of this to give to Allen as the birthday gift he never knew he needed, the time to speak up is NOW

I loved Pandorum :(

Ah, looks like it's the ole "put things in each other's asses" portion of every sports team field trip.*

Jennifer Lawrence is annoying and crass. In Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle.

I encountered Chloe Sevigny about 10 years ago at a dyke bar in NYC. She was easily the most needlessly bitchy person in the entire (packed) bar.

Is it bad that I think that's a hotel room he's in?

Ain't no one making fun of the homeless folks. We're making fun of the cluelessness of whoever named this shelter.

I don't think people are making fun of anything beyond poor name choice.