UD eyeliners are so good in general! I found a brand new one hiding in my travel makeup bag last weekend and I'm still excited.

I feel like this video is a metaphor for my attempt at dealing with the cable company today.

His cute floppy ears tho!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

1) thx!

OMG happiest of birthdays!

Ahhh, happy birthday!

Chanel is the absolute worst with discontinuing things. I coveted a friend's glossimer and when I went to go buy it a few weeks later, it had been discontinued. It must have been right at the end of a season or whatever, but still. Sadness.

Happy Birthday!!! Queens, the both of you.

Omg. What lipstick?

OMG I share a birthday with Rihanna!

Thanks for the info! Sorry 'bout your pants, lipstick, and nail.

Done and done. Hope you don't mind that I'll be wearing the same pajamas I've been wearing for the past two days.

Between this and your disappointment about the wedding bathing suit, I'm going to cry.

I seriously am so sorry.

I just can't imagine a scenario where anyone's boobs wouldn't fall out of that swimsuit. Even though I love it.

Yassss with this liner! It makes doing the winged eyeliner so. much. easier.

Of course the only few days in months I'll be out of LA include these. Why I agreed to accompany my beloved to a tropical fish convention is beyond me.

I am in awe of the beauty expertise demonstrated in the comments here.

Sidebar: Anyone want to know how long I spent looking for the "correct" butt photo on Juicy's website?

get some seche vite. It will change your life