Oh fuck you. Seriously. You don't get to tell rape victims their perspectives don't count because they've actually experienced rape unlike you.

I'm sure rape victims would say that, but mainly because they have a strong emotional pressure to see things that way.

Okay I'll bite.

Girl, I am looking for and looking at makeup like, ALL THE TIME. If you're ever hunting down a particular thing, just mention it in passing. I promise you it'll stick in my head pretty much permanently and float right up to the top whenever I come across something relevant.

HEY! HEY! I know it's like two days late, but I was just screwing around on BeautyBay.com (they have lots of hard-to-find brands) and there's this Anna Sui pen eyeliner in muted shimmery violet! http://www.beautybay.com/cosmetics/anna…

I am ambivalent about plastic surgery at this point, but I geniunely wonder what happens psychologically when you wake up with a different face.

I, as a young adult, know no one who flips any finger but the middle to tell someone "fuck you."

Poor guy. I would go on a bender too if I had pixels instead of a crotch.

Yes, we wouldn't want to upset the ridership.

Plenty of people make a statement by doing something they know won't get approval. It's nothing new, and a valid tactic.

Please, if I can count the number of penises and other crazy stuff I've seen on the NYC public transit....

do you treat obese people the same way? You tell them how they raise insurance costs for everyone?

You might want to take it up with the Cancer Ward first, those chemo drugs be cray-cray expensive.

I definitely get to have an opinion about a friend who would post pics on Facebook of her baby crowning in her vagina. But of course, my opinion centers around her poor social media skills, not her birth.

I once had a friend refuse to eat a slice of lemon pound cake because I mentioned I'd used my homemade vanilla in it (like 2 tsp in the whole cake). She doesn't drink, and when she learned that my homemade vanilla is vanilla beans in vodka, she declined the cake. I explained that unless powdered vanilla is used, all…

Yay, thank you that helps a lot! Wrote all those down and made a list for when I go to their store. Excited to try that tinted brow gel, never would have thought to look at those.

My two favorite lip colors are actually Rebel and Girl About Town, they're the only lipsticks of any brand that I bought multiple backups…

Gah!!! I can't escape this fucking clown. The Macy's ads for his men's "suits" and "shirts" are all over the fucking subway. Someone please stop him.

As an Australian, all I can say is thank goddess the Sensitive Word Police at Comedy Central don't tape their shows here.

#wesayfuckandcuntalotandwelikeit

I MUST BREAK YOU

Why don't you use MAC? Bad quality or they test on animals or something??