What? What kind of shit is this? No tomatoes in guacamole? I thought I liked you.....

Agree on location, but those delicious, delicious taco trucks aren’t the same sourced food as Chipotle, so there’s that too.

That does sound glorious!!

To me, trashing the dress is the equivalent of smashing cake in each other’s face. I don’t think it’s cute and I would never do it. My dress is acid-free preserved in a lovely box for future Beer generations to fight over or throw in the trash. But I’ll be dead when that happens, so fair enough.

But, it just ruins it. I don’t get this.

Exactly this. Give me two avos over “less caloric” recipes any day.

Did she also assign her to quality control? Because that would explain a lot about my last few J. Crew purchases.* Mayhem, indeed.

I hear you. But I’ll admit that while I am hearing you, I’m also being as judge-y as you are about this.

Well, to me it’s not if when you consider the sustainably/humanely sourced aspect of their product chain.

At the bottom of the bag?

That should be illegal.

I was gonna say....Magic is redundant when avocado is included.

Kind of agree, but when you’re stuck someplace and want to eat reasonably clean, it’s a good choice. You know what you’re bound to get.

True! My husband thinks we should get 7 tickets for the 7 times I found the dimes.

I think that’s the thing....I know it’s just a random coincidence, but it feels kind of good to think it’s not. :)

Hi!!

That is probably it, exactly!

All my money would be on Bob.

Rich people....grieve like everyone else. It’s possible that they are just completely in shock and why does it matter if they don’t ask people to give their money right now when the worst has happened to their family?

I know it would make me Pay Per View. So hard.