1) Thank you. NO WATER, NO FUN. If I have to keep a bucket in my shower to water my yard, Free People can go fuck themselves.

That kind of changed my life. Thanks for sharing.

Agree completely. It's sad how this happens to otherwise great products.

Ummm. Exactly. This is how I still fit into my HS cheerleader outfit. I chase everything with water. And cocaine.

I’ve been wishing this since I was 14 and topped out at my adult height.

Oh, come on. Like a water chaser doesn’t negate everything you eat or drink in the past 15-30 minutes.

They were so nice when they first started, with real olive oil in that glossing line. Le sigh.

I have this crackpot theory that Living Proof only works well in certain types of water. Too hard or too soft of water seems to negate the great results everyone else raves about. This is of course just a theory, but based on my conversation with other people about this entire line, I'm convinced I'm onto something.

That sounds irresistibly cute.

That's just a great story. A really great story!

Have you ever seen her in an interview, though? She’s completely normal. That’s her true superpower.

TILDA SWINTON OR GO HOME.

Or. Orrrrr. You can get drunk and he can drive you home safely and they you can screw. And nobody has to relapse.

I had a Mrs. Coffee and Mr. Bacon as teachers in school. They weren't married but they were having an affair.

Re: Yoko.

I bet she wishes for that, too.

And she who wears Issey Miyake’s used banana nut muffin wrappers as a necklace would know.

Thank goodness for those people, right?!

That girl sounds like a great friend. :)