Church of the Holy Self Promotion.

I know, me too!

Yes! It’s so sweet watching little kids get excited about candy and baskets and bunnies and chicks, etc. The level of enthusiasm alone is adorable.

And there was that one time her ex boyfriend came back to town but he was an assassin and it all happened during the time right around their reunion which was weird and then...

Apsen Dakota sounds like an overprotected superhero whose power helps the needy roll over their 401ks.

Oh, it is. This person has a long line of handles that end with a “j.” This seems to be the most recent.

I keep thinking about all these women who want to go over there. Specifically, I keep wondering if they will ever understand how close they were to the utter hell that was surely waiting for them.

Nothing makes me like a person more than when they invoke the cheating memories of someone they haven’t been with in a decade! (Especially when it involves a Spice Girl.)

I took it to be like she’s earned the right to run again, but he said it wrong? That stuck out at me too.

I dunno, I was kind of looking forward to coming across a debate about whether or not she was a white robot.....

This. Ginger was THE Spice. The rest just orbited around her.

Oooof.

I feel like 1)you could be onto something and 2) that would be utterly preferable to what I think is actually going on.

That might be the saddest thing I've ever read.

I love science. And i love this.

I’ve never had IBS but I had a horrible bout of acid reflux a few years ago after an antibiotic allergy. It left me with similar symptoms to IBS and painful stomach acid coming way up into my face, even when I was standing upright. It was a horrible year of just trial and error figuring out what wouldn’t make me belch…

"I usually end up buying ten or fifteen things I didn't even know I wanted."

I think you're right about that.

I did not. It wasn’t until I had locked myself in the bathroom and inspected every inch of my naked torso that I realized I really was...naked. In an interview.

That's pretty impressive.