itsstillnotthebeerdamnyoukinja
itsnotthebeer
itsstillnotthebeerdamnyoukinja

It's like the planets aligned today, just for you to comment.

Ahhh, there it is!

You passed on a lipstick?! Are you feverish? Should I worry? :)

Sorry, that's just creepy. Bring back the "real" hair.

Due to phone vs laptop viewing, my take was that Rainn Wilson's fuchsia polished toes were in some tropical waters while Reese Witherspoon talked LA gangland politics.

See? Even in a wind tunnel, Snow White wins hair days, hands down (or in this case, up, I guess.)

Lady. You aint kidding. I spent nearly an hour of my (totally not precious, completely free) time today standing around Nordstrom's sale rack arguing with myself about a blush colored Vince tank top.

This is obviously not a mental image you want associated with a wedding.

Snow has better hair. That's all I'm saying.

.....of the guilt we weren't....

Didn't they buy Shopbop a couple of years back, too?

All I can think of now is that your co-worker is named Mulva.

Republicans: Bringing back the dead since 2015.*

I feel strongly that if you were indeed Parker Posey, Sandra Oh would have got up and come over to YOU.

And here's me thinking she'd have a cursing stage that started in 2008/9ish and lasted until well, now.

I feel like this is an even better story than you know, because whenever I see your name or read a comment from you, you ARE Parker Posey. In my head.

Most definitely not that.

Hazards of crying in public. With a lot of eye makeup and no chin.

I am kinda comfortable. And it's like the ultimate in hot yoga.

You win everything. EVERY.THING.