itsstillnotthebeerdamnyoukinja
itsnotthebeer
itsstillnotthebeerdamnyoukinja

Oh shit. I replied to your other comment about your friend before I saw this. I went to UCSB and married a guy 7 years older. I have a job, but it's contract work at my own whim. And I love mustard.

So, I'm officially over any kind of proposal or personal "message" of any kind that isn't done in person.

OR SO FUCKING RIGHT.

I feel very strongly that the world hasn't quite earned the presence of Dr. Ruth.

But, in all seriousness, if she's a real friend, stick it out. She'll need you.

He did. He called me bro. And he called me bitch. Hence, the comment.

Bingo.

Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry that happened to you! That's awful.

Ha, no. No, I wasn't.

My long-standing love for Albert Brooks never fails to reward me.

I think we just did! ;)

PHEW, good. You had me worried for a moment there. I was just playing hard to get. I keep looking for him, hoping he's followed me to my new gym.

An acceptable orifice? So you mean...what you're telling me is that he didn't really like me for me and want to get to know me better?

I'll take it!

I don't think you're alone in this.

Is that a good thing?!

I had a guy continually hit on me at my (former) gym for months on end. Despite the fact that I never made eye contact or replied. Finally, I guess it was enough for him, he said,

JIMMY WISHES YOU'D LET GO OF HIS BALLS. JIMMY'S IN PAIN.

EVERYTHING about virtually every type of one/one crime is potentially "fishy" and "lacking in proof."

He kinda looks like his name sounds.