I'm sorry you're having that issue too, but now I'm also glad it's not just me!

That's pretty much perfect.

She is. She really is.

I worked with someone who was very much like this woman. In that, I could see her doing this exact thing. She was a pathological liar and had many different "life stories" which were nearly all fantastical. She also had a tendency to weave herself into other people's tragedies or notable events.

Dear Boobs,

It looks to me like he's hitching a ride. Like they're friends. It's okay.

I can't stop laughing.

I have a question for y'all. Is anyone else having the issue where people you know for sure you are following don't show up as being followed, like, spontaneously for no reason? And then you re-follow and it happens again? I'm trying to figure out if that's a me thing or a Gawker thing.

Wow, that's a weird neighbor. :(

I've been spending quite a bit of time getting rid of all the extra stuff we've accumulated since we moved into our house. We're not hoarders or anything, but you know, after a while, every drawer is filled with something.

Figurative pants are probably a skort. ;)

I didn't see that part about the dresses vs pants. That kind of takes it to another level, doesn't it?

I like how you think. Come sit next to me....

Fair enough, but personally I thought it was a good opportunity to disparage the idea that relationships are based on clothing or appearance rather than how people treat each other.

"She is not an obese woman...."

No it wasn't a great talking point or no you didn't take it seriously?

I often feel immediate relief just from potato chip crumbs, alone.

Did anyone think Eva Mendes was being seriously serious to begin with? Don't get me wrong, it was a great talking point....

Re: Sue Devitt. Her line was, unfortunately, discontinued nearly 2 years ago. But her contract with Barney's was still going for a while. I think they probably reached the end of their stock and are trying to off load it quickly before it expires. :(