I think public proposals can be cute. Sometimes. SOMEtimes.

It's about time.

"If I was a famous, huge multimillionaire—"

You are not alone.

I'm sorry. :(

All I can think of when I see him is him saying his own name, over and over again with that weird voice. "Alliver Plahhht." And he sticks his tongue out when he talks.

I have an irrational hatred of Oliver Platt.

Welcome to my world.

But that ending, though.

I absolutely hated him in Six Feet Under. Like, I wanted to throw things at the tv when he was in a scene.

I call shenanigans on the ironing board.

"Normal" is relative. I have really large lips a la Jolie and for many years growing up, I wanted barely there lips. In fact, I wanted surgery to reduce my lip volume. All my pictures in my teen years and early 20s are of me kind of purposely folding under my top lip so I'd feel "normal."

"And she needs to stop slouching."

We're making fun of homeless people? I thought we were making fun of the idea an unintentionally hilarious name with a side order of righteous hilarity.

...then we will fight in the shade.

In general, what is safe to use near your eyes is great for the lip contour area. If you have flakes or dryness around the vermillion line (where your lip tissue meets your skin), you can try to use an eye cream, if you already have one. Which is both frugal and effective.

This is my favorite cut in years. And yeah, I had to go much shorter than this to get rid of all the damage, which sucked for a few months, but totally worth it.

Take that shit back.

My hair is very thick in volume, but each strand is very fine. I have pretty much this exact style (thanks anonymous lady stylist!) and I would have to sleep standing up in some kind of zero-humidity chamber in order to wake up with bangs that don't have to be re-washed. Fuck everything.

Aww, thank you so much!