"It would appear no one died."

It was definitely entertaining!

Ohhh yeah! You have a good memory for celebrity-obsessed commetariat.

Agreed!

Was that the one that would always talk about Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie, too? Or was that someone else?

I didn't think you were! (When I said, "lay off her" I meant that's what the comments always say.)

Based on internet commentary alone, they tend to be men over 35 who think she was hot and will always be hot, so lay off her.

Not to mention never having to worry about surreptitiously picking that piece of spinach out of your teeth on a date.

Awww. Frosty Paws!

I like it, I like it. Which one am I?

A good trick is to avoid the sparkly bronzers completely. The vast majority of them are horrible and orange or dirty looking on nearly everyone.

The description of that double date made everyone involved sound like they were in 7th grade. Which at first seemed ridiculous, but then I remembered everyone involved.

Ha! As a slightly height-challenged person, I'd have a lot of excess Famke left over past my ankles. Too much of a hassle, I suppose!

"....you certainly don't want anybody to think you're wearing Famke Janssen..."

Not to be confused with JEAN GREY.

I...honestly can't remember. Which at least keeps with the theme.

I think it's a reference to Sixteen Candles.* That Farmer Ted character and the homecoming queen who can't remember sleeping with him because she was drugged (was she drugged or just drunk, I can't remember, long time since I watched that movie.)

Ewww. Gellllaaaaa!

This is one of my favorite comments of all time.

Well, I was at breakfast with a friend when she told me about the Taylor Swift hacking and my first thought was, "Adultosaur is gonna be pissed."