How about this?:

I feel like there must be a happy medium, though, to ensure fresh ideas are being brought to the table by fresh talent. Like, I dunno, 18 years’s max tenure in the house or senate? Like, if you can’t accomplish something you’re proud of in 18 years, then wtf you doing there? Just my completely random and inexpert…

On the flip side, 2 years as a member of the House of Representatives seems almost pointless when you need spend half the time preparing for re-election and begging for money.

The Planet Money podcast just did an episode in which they tracked down one of the guys who writes those fake news stories, including the one about the supposed Clinton email investigator’s suicide. He said that he originally also posted stories designed to appeal to liberals, but the articles would almost immediately…

It’s also a matter of understanding how other cultures function, even if certain things seem “silly” to us. Trump is acting like the loud, ugly American in Paris who won’t eat anything but McDonald’s. He has no idea how other cultures function, or how people in other cultures think.

My partner is convinced that all his claims of rigged elections during the campaign were a ruse to get Hillary Clinton to agree to accept the results, because he knew that the election was being rigged in his own favor somehow.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Tell that to Xenu.

What can be done to combat this kind of thinking? I have immediate family members that just flatly refuse to grapple with facts-- when they’re confronted with them, they just say, “I don’t believe that”. It feels like democracy hangs on us figuring out a way to bring these people back into the realm of reality, but I…

Old TV’s used to have that smell, which I assume is what she is talking about? Fellow Olds will remember when you turned it on and got the “bwonnggg” sound and the static? It had sort of a metal smell.

I disagree. I think he’s just as dangerous as someone like Giuliani, because all the crazy Trump is surrounding himself with is a very specific type: Power-hungry. Not driven, not ethical, just deep voids willing to do anything to anyone in order to get more power. Those are the kinds of people who end governments.…

We’re all calling him ‘Munchkin’, right?

I bet you anything that having sex with Donald Trump would be like having sex with Henry VIII in the twilight years. He’d barely have the stamina to heave himself atop you to flop around for more than a couple of minutes - IF THAT, we are talking two minutes tops before he gets too out of breath and loses all hope of…

This seems like an ill-advised lawsuit. What would the charges even be? I don’t even understand. If he is on the spectrum, their grounds are completely unfounded, and it would be discovered almost immediately. If he isn’t, the video doesn’t claim that he is as a fact, so there is essentially no case?

If the Trumps sue, then they’d be opening themselves up to discovery, right? What does that do to Barron’s privacy?

Spoiler alert: all of them. They’ve broken all the treaties.

Personally, I can’t believe we just re-elected Andrew Jackson.

The guy and democracy. Death has worked hard this year.

My mom called me crying from a casino in Vegas. She was born in Havana a month after he took power and lived in that hell for twelve years. I’m so happy my Grandpa got to see this day. Fuck Castro.