When has that stopped him?

He already added the 1 for country code.

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

You guys are really in a führer over this.

Happy Gilmore.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Obviously you are not aware of the circumstances of Ratliff leaving Dallas in the first place.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

This is tough, but fair.

*shirt not typical

“Noted”

I’m not so sure about that. It seems like he doesn’t know what the word “retracts” means in the apology.

He was going to apologize earlier but he dropped the ball

This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.

I hope he got Bob Costas’ pillow on his stay in Russia.

I’m so relieved this story is finally being covered. I don’t think sports’ media has made an honest effort to cover this big, big story. I mean, Deadspin alone has barely contributed five articles to it. How is anyone going to be able to form an opinion on the content without full coverage? Bravo Deadspin!

You’re so right, it was insane to sign Matt Cassel.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.