Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

Zebra F-301 - Blue Ink

Zebra F-301 - Blue Ink

The fact that I have a f*cking favorite pen, and like passionately so, is the most adult-est I’ve ever adult-ed, so here-

The fact that I have a f*cking favorite pen, and like passionately so, is the most adult-est I’ve ever adult-ed, so…

Pilot G2 Retractable Premium Gel Ink Roller Ball Pen, Ultra Fine Point, Black Ink

Pilot G2 Retractable Premium Gel Ink Roller Ball Pen, Ultra Fine Point, Black Ink

The Zebra F-301 is the man among boys of ballpoint pens; writes smoothly, holds enough weight so one can't lose it or misplace it easily while maintaining a lightness that doesn't hamper the writing hand.

The Zebra F-301 is the man among boys of ballpoint pens; writes smoothly, holds enough weight so one can't lose it…

I especially liked when Fox went to a commercial with a slo-mo of Heyward and talked about how he was remembering his father. It’s the consistency of the message here that makes it — and the league — so great.

Barely able to stand, severely limited in his movement? Sounds like he’s perfectly ready to start for the Lakers in their season opener next week.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

5.02
After the umpire calls “Play” the ball is alive and in play and remains alive and in play until for legal cause, or at the umpire’s call of “Time” suspending play, the ball becomes dead. While the ball is dead no player may be put out, no bases may be run and no runs may be scored, except that runners may advance…

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

Bradley was frank when asked directly

Bell hit traffic, wriggled outside, got his leg wrapped up by Donald Butler, extended his arms, and crossed the plane by inches before his knee touched down.

I thought he meant that it was time to put Ben in ...

Let there be Lite.

This story is being blown completely out of proportion. Greg Hardy was simply leaving the stadium after the game.

Tim Tebow: Seeing as her pregnancy’s just starting to show, I guess “baby powder”.