Whoever instigated this, urinal lot of trouble.

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

The Giants have been dealt a raw hand the last few months. Something strange certainly is afoot.

actually, I think this has more to do with being a football fan in the upper deck of a stadium than it does being a Texan.

better economy and people than whatever Northern hellhole you’re from I bet

go back to florida, troll.

Congressman #1: “There’s this great game I’m involved in where the players put down some money, and if you pick the right guys who perform for you, you can win back your investment, like, a thousand times over! Millions! Except if you want to win the big bucks, you need to deposit a lot of money. And everyone seems to…

the fire is reportedly “suspicious in nature.”

It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.

Remember when the Feds shut down the online Poker sites? The ones that advertised on ESPN?

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

Here he is. I found him.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

[goes to an NFL game]

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

[takes Steve Smith out of fantasy football lineup]

The ALL STAR break needs a NHL style skill competition where we get to answer questions like these. I would watch that shit for hours so long as Berman isn’t commentating.