excerpted from ESPN.com

Will they be bringing their own beds to shit in as well?

I’m just glad to hear Geno Smith’s talking shit again.

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Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

LewanGOALski!

Under his sheet.

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

Jon Gruden: See, this guy right here. He’s a guy I like to call “Brokey McFuckstick”, because I make around 40% more annually than-

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

You’d think Cromartie would understand that when it comes to children, people make mistakes.

Somewhere Ryan Fitzpatrick’s son is thinking:

“I’m not your Buddy, guy!”

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

usually I am not one to criticise, but I cannot believe they didn’t realise their mistake. they really need to find out who authorised this, because I cannot find any way to rationalise such an error.

the referees are part of the field

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.