Riddle me this: do you think there are any closeted gays in the NFL right now? Or is Sam the only gay man in the league?

I'd be mad if they posted a photo of my god-awful back-tat on the internet, too.

Season tickets starting at $225? That says it all, right there.

As someone who genuinely enjoys watching European soccer in favor of NFL football, gfy. Get off your high horse. Every last NFL team is in Forbes' top-50 of most valuable sport franchises.

Not gonna defend my state's politicians, but I'm sure yours are much better...

I think you're right that it's probably speed & fitness; potentially spite as well. Either way, his inclusion would be negative - whether that's on the pitch or in the locker room. As for him being a super sub, I also felt this way, but upon further inspection, he's just out of form. Hasn't done anything for Galaxy…

Freedom, my arse.

Just to add to what Disciple of Purple Jesus said, the trespassing must be into a building. The reason you probably thought it was a charge for stealing is that most often, people commit burglary in order to commit a robbery.

As others have pointed out, according to the laws of the game, violent conduct is a sending-off offense. Nowhere does the law say that the conduct must be directed at a person.

Queso vs Guac was tough, because the best queso comes with a ball of guacamole in it.

+1 transfer from Sevilla

"I do not like anything to go straight. Neither my kicks, nor my teeth"

"Rearrange the letters in DARREN ROVELL and you have RED RAVEN ROLL"

I like this one too.

But how far can he punt a football?

Michael?

Consider your awareness... raised.

I really don't see how this is stupid. Reus did what you're supposed to do and put it on target for the far post, the keeper was frozen by the should-have-been-header, which Hummels only missed by what looked to be an inch.

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