Career 17.5 ppg, 12.7 rpg, 2.0 bpg, .588 FG%, 3 time Defensive Player of the Year, 8 time All Star, 8 time All NBA, dragged an otherwise pretty shitty Magic team to the finals, and he is regarded as a punchline and constant disappointment and failure.
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Amazing how just seconds after he was hacked, he managed to sleepwalk to his phone and delete the tweet while sleeping.
Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell
Dr. Jeykel/Mr. Pied
There is light at the end of the tunnel. It is just a very long tunnel.
Left a few out...
At least he died doing what he loved, delaying a motorist at a crossroad.
Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.
I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.
Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.
Doc Rivers should frankly get way more shit than he does as a GM and a coach. The Clippers have had an astonishing lack of accomplishment for a team built around a top 5 all-time point guard and two elite big men. It’s completely insane.
Counterpoint:
Your taste buds didn’t change, they curled up and died because you extracted all of the joy out of their lives.
Just bc you use them weekly does not mean they’re not weird...
It’s not surprising to find that none of the dishes include chocolate. It makes him throw up.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that none of the meals included strawberries.
If your mattress doesn’t leave you feeling as well-rested as you’d like, it’s a whole lot cheaper to upgrade it with…
Oh so University of Oregon neon yellow.
Like Lonzo runs what, a 7.0 40?