Can I pay something to make this story go back 5 years?

Don’t make fun of the situation. It’s because of jokes made like this that comedians probably all laughed it off.

Where do I put my article about old vaginas?

Isn’t the butter to protect the bread from whatever filling you put on it? That’s what my excuse is.

I never wanted to see this article. I was uncomfortable. Why would you show those pictures. Ugh.

I take more of an issue with her having tits and a vagina over being black; however, I did not overlook that fact.

Prove it.

Like a lot of people, his dad is a jerk but he’s a good dad, it seems.

I don’t know why, but he has a look in his face that says he wants to punch Mirotic again.

Pig Wipes Ass: Man Angry Pig Wiped the Wrong Way

How often did you beat your mother before you knew this?

So this whole writing in ALLCAPS thing is just a way to vent until you can talk about feet again?

You have an issue with authority and just promoted yourself to middle management.

You need to get back into golf or some other form or relaxation. Your blood pressure is about the same as his.

If he’s actually from a Tapout forum, he’ll smash your fuckin head in for that, you beta cuck!

How large is the room?

“Jourdan Rodrigue, Charlotte Observer,” she said, and then walked away... towards the post... in double coverage... on an out route.

Female talking about routes > Jimmy Fallon talking about The Roots.

This conversation is just two ugly drunk girls at homecoming.

She’s gonna have a lot more balls flying at her face when she’s 16.