[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Deadspin: “LOL Sixers are tanking; here are 10 million spurious reasons why that’s a bad idea”

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Oh sure everything looks bad if you remember it!

After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

We really need different-looking words for ‘resign’ as ‘sign again’ and ‘resign’ as ‘step down.’ Otherwise it’s damn near impossible to write about scenarios in which Doc resigns and Blake and Chris don’t resign but maybe Chris resigns and Doc doesn’t resign but neither does Blake....

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

Boooooooo.

What a moron!

Yeah, but check out the amazing use of Times New Roman!

Bust Bust Bust

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Jordan Cameron Retires Before Thinking He is Cameron Jordan.

When asked his opinion on the dangers of concussions, Gronk let out a rebel yell, crushed a beer can against his head and then pooped himself.

Snowflake. Should have to return all his money back to the team for quitting. Cause apparently athletes follow different laws than normal people.

Mostly White Russians.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.