I have no idea what I just read, but that was captivating AF.

i’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if a (relative) stranger asks you to go to florida with her, you should say no

Some of us can smell when the gents are sweaty, horny, or otherwise, you know, being male. If you feel the need to have awkward work conversations because you can detect a woman is, gasp, menstruating, that's your issue. Not ours.

I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. I thought you were safe. I need Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan to keep their mouths shut about anything important, they’re practically the only Avengers I have left.

i mean while i think the whole concept of idolizing a glorified salesman is weird and squicky...

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Hillary did better than anyone expected yesterday. There was a moment where she shot a glance at this Senator, I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at…

My Dad described yesterday’s affair perfectly; “one increasingly presidential looking lady surrounded by a circus of sweaty assholes”.

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

Such command of her craft.

Well to be fair to the Palins, he built a clock. They have no frame of reference to deal with that kind of behavior. It’s not like he got someone pregnant or got arrested for starting a fistfight at a house party.

What have you invented other than this fucking useless comment?

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Also, the civil war was more than 70 years ago.

How can you be sick of that joke? Even Obama blames Obama when something goes wrong!

We know. We just don’t care.

The problem is that so many young men don’t think rape is rape.

Based on everything you know about the type of person who wants to join the Marines, are you surprised?