I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

That’s nice - he didn’t write it in the actual book, however.

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.

I’ve certainly fucked Chrises and Michaels but now I’m thinking I need to add a Kevin.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Pregnant redhead was Laura Bennett and she was a BAMF!!! I loved the hell out of her.

The best part is the look on the designer’s face (the one in the hat) after Tim cursed. It was totally the, “oh shit Sibling is in trouble and dad is PISSSSSSSED and I’m both terrified and enjoying this and I’m just going to be really quiet and not draw any attention to myself.”

I love it when they get to the final four, and at least one designer is like “I have no idea what my collection is going to be!”

I watched this last night and I was like ‘HELL YEAH TIM!’ because these designers went from being amazing to just lame as hell. If you’re going on Project Runway, how do you even not prepare for the same challenges they’ve been doing for 14 seasons! Know how to make a swim suit, a coat, an outfit for a normal person,…

Having Tim Gunn stop believing in you would be 947 times harder than having Tyra Banks stop believing in you.

Swapnil also did not get the customary “we’ll miss you in the workroom” speech and hug after elimination. TG was really mad at him.

I just got done watching it, and I’ve gotta say good for Tim. Swapnil has said before that he wasn’t interested in anything more than being safe. Getting his ass handed to him by Tim was well deserved and long overdue.

“25-year sentence for killing a 76-year-old man and dismembering the body. Matt reportedly tortured the victim, William Rickerson, for hours before breaking his neck”

Hold on - Matt tortured and dismembered an old man and only got 25 years, while Sweat got life for killing a cop?

Face....off?

Oh, honey. I know this is none of my business, but I simply can’t help wanting you to run in the opposite direction as fast as possible.

WHAT UP NJ THO