Why would someone think this is a good idea? If I'm looking at a garment that's obviously unflattering, being told it looks great isn't going to make me feel better. If it's not the first unflattering thing I've tried on and I'm struggling to find something that works, it would actually make me feel worse.

I see my female genitalia as sacred. If apple were to engrave female genitalia, what happens next?

Speaking of cheek pockets watch this tiny hamster stick an entire tiny burrito in his mouth.

CHEEK POCKETS

Well this story just got a thousand times more gross.

I am not an etiologist, but think it is like "colored" or "negro". There was a time when it was the acceptable term but it was during an era where there was a lot of prejudice and discrimination so it is associated with that context and now we've moved on to a more neutral, and accurate, label.

"Kewl" is so 1997.

I get that. I just still feel vaguely uncomfortable saying it.

Slightly OT, but does anyone else feel awkward saying Oriental when it's actually about a thing that's actually called that (eg: rugs or Nissin vegetarian ramen?) But, what can you do, right? That's what it's called. It's on the ramen package.

Agree. Now that it has registered, they need to rethink and revise.

Ugh, the video contains actual footage of the crimes? I was about to watch it, but now I think I'll pass. Thanks for the heads up.

I've been trying to break my father of 'oriental' for years. He just won't let it go.

What a dinkus.

I did not know they sold Toilet Paper at American Apparel.

That's not Dov Charney, that's an unkempt Steve Guttenberg.

I mean, isn't 6.4% still like 500 pages? I'd say that's a good effort. ;)

I think 6.4% is an accurate guess of how far I made it into Infinite Jest. Not the least bit embarassed to admit that. Oh how I regretted spending money on such drivel...

His first name is Scott. I felt "compelled" to check because I was already having visions of the rabbi guiding the wedding vow exchanges:

If it is, he was doomed at birth to manage teen YouTube sensations professionally.