OK, I was born in Alabama. I grew up in Florida and I live in Texas.
" Thanks for tweeting us! I'm the social media person and I'm realizing some serious assholes work for this organization, so I meant it when I said thanks."
"The writer didn't intend to make light of the situation"
They were so excited about the joke they didn't even get the grammar right! "Two men faces"?
Jus' sayin'
Yeah, it's a whole portrait of fail going on there.
Also not really the appropriate time to be excited you got a twitter mention.
What in the ever-loving frakking hell?! This is my cue to turn off the iPad for the night.
God, why did i just read your major spoiler of a comment!!
I have Bipolar Disorder. If you're still baseline functioning in your day to day life, you can control yourself enough to not commit sexual assault. However, if you're getting ready to "fly" off of a building because you think you're Superman, you're in a mental state that does not allow you to control your actions,…
Isn't Gavin Rossdale British? So July 4th anything would not make him a patriot.
Or, given recent super awkward events, maybe her internal debate was more: "Laurence Fishburne? Sam Jackson? Dammit, Vicky, don't guess the wrong black guy, don't guess the wrong black guy..."
Resting Bitch Face affects millions of women
I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my…
Thank God for Sophia....
I have a 5 year old son, and while I do not directly discuss sex with him, I do discuss autonomy & accepting no as an answer (ie: your sister doesn't want to let you play with her toy and it's ok for her to say no). I want this shit so ingrained in him that when it does come time to have "The Talk," he's going to…