Agree. But that birthday dog upthread is holding me over.

12. Damn. Seasons.

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

This reminded me of something.

Why are we assuming the douchey promoter doesn't already have an old man - or otherwise nontraditionally attractive - ass?

Don't get me wrong, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with the themes addressed in the show, assuming they're handled with some degree of competence. But everything that I've seen of this show has been completely without reason or artistic merit. It's just misanthropic, faux-"edginess" with nothing of…

I imagine that Ryan Murphy will show the same care and sensitivity towards people born with crippling disabilities that he showed towards the mentally ill and, you know, fucking slavery.

It's in that little known book of the bible, Bigots 4:15 "Thou shall not use the bathroom unless thy junk is approved by your boss."

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Lindy, I think this is fake too. He looks like he fell asleep at a frat party. He's super hot though!

I think it's totally fine to slap anyone in the face who grabs your crotch without your consent.

Good, because she is EXHAUSTING to have as a friend.

What?!? No cigarette lit from the wrong end?

I don't know why anyone thinks she is a drunk driver. She looks like she has just been interrupted by the person in the backseat just before taking a sip of some refreshing Old Fashioned Sarsaparilla. Don't get between a thirsty woman and her Old Fashioned Sarsaparilla.

I thought she was supposed to be holding her hand up to smell the alcohol on her breath.

Can I tell a cute one? My 2 year old flower girl did great (walked down the aisle by dad). She slowed things down considerably because she insisted on placing each petal one at a time on the runner instead of dropping handfuls. At the end of the aisle she had one petal left and no more runner so after looking around…

No, that's about right.... Including the broken cigarette because I don't know how to smoke or flick the ashes off a cigarette, especially while wasted.

I crashed my aunts wedding party. My sister was 6 and picked to be the flower girl. I was 3 and deemed too young. I flipped the fuck out in anger and jealousy. My grandma was a bit passive aggressive, I guess, and made my sister's flower girl dress and made me one to match. Day of the wedding I flipped out with a…

Sounds like I've got some ketchin' up to do. Challenge accepted!