Whatanasshole.

Probably the same couple.

He wasn't driving.

I actually do know the difference between your and you're, before somebody corrects me. Sorry for the typo—too late to edit.

You're probably younger than I am. I think they still had the original rides from when they opened in 1902 when I was there.

like the time she played…. a doctor?

Canobie Lake Park should be called an unamusement park. Even when your five you know it sucks.

OH NO WOMAN DID SOMETHING SEXUAL NOW THAT'S ALL SHE'LL EVER BE!!!!

Or maybe you're a misogynistic asshole who thinks that being smart and sexy are mutually exclusive and we should treat women like shit for being sexy while affirming the idea that that is the only important thing about them.

Every time Tweet Beat posts a Taylor Dayne tweet, someone posts this video. It gives me the smiles.

That Taylor Dayne tweet just reminded me of that amazing story Tig Notaro told on This American Life. One of the best laughs I've ever had. If you're not familiar:

So, what is your belief based on? Because older people have about the same amount of accidents as 16-18 year olds (actually a bit less). Should we test teenagers every year? Removing the freedom of an older person can become a death sentence.

Not their first time at the rodeo?

That's pretty harsh, considering he wasn't driving.

Take away the license of everyone who wrecks their car.

He wasn't driving, his wife was, read the article.

Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.

Aw, that's cute.