It's a really, really good question. I got...nothin'.

Right! I don't think people understand that a little exercise goes a long, long way. I've done athletic training before and that can straight up ruin your body and stress your adrenals to the point that you really do mess up your metabolism for a while.

And you're sweet. :)

Yeah, I love all the toxin elimination stuff. I call that my liver.

"She aint smelly, she's my mother."

Yep. One of the cornerstones of this particular "discipline" is "toxin elimination" and "weight loss." According to every brochure and over-enthusiastic Bikram teacher or student I've ever met.

I think it's a seductive myth probably because when people who haven't done too much exercise suddenly start, they lose a bit of water weight and they associate that with being hot and sweaty.

I am not in love with the platforms she favors.

Ha! I love a cheesy ageist joke, I have to confess. ;)

I'm a bit of a fitness freak. I've done it all. I think hot yoga is ridiculous. It's not that great for you (regular ol sweating of any kind is very good for the system, but the heat can be tough on your body. I've seen people faint.) Also, bacteria is a real problem in these hot rooms. The studio I go to for a dance…

Not quite the same (at all), but yellow and cap sleeves with a fitted waist.

It's Oscar de la Renta. I think it's sold out, but they did have it a Neiman Marcus. It's now being sold on eBAY for about twice what it retailed for originally. Hate that shit.

4! On A Tuesday night, no less.

That's not lame. That's sweet.

Agreed. Are you somewhere around 2.5 bottles right now?

I'm so sorry. It does sound like your coping well. You still have your...well, you have your nose.

Oh, she's working all right. There's absolutely no doubt about that.

"...what has she done aside from amass money and fame off her body?"

Better hurry, your arms and legs fall off when you hit 40.

I have an idea for another article!