I guess it's the surrogate version of being the prospective parent whose surrogate tries to back out.

Well, technically the egg from the other person wouldn't have been used in the same manner (i.e., specifically paired with her her husband's sperm in this insemination) had she not been one half of the couple the surrogacy was drawn up and carried out for.

The Counting Crows song, "Long December."

I don't think he's gotten back to her on that, yet.

I'd say the baby will likely end up better off, particularly if he gives up his part of the parental rights and allows the baby to be adopted by another person or family.

Yes. Because nobody has ever benefitted from it.

"The smell of hospitals in winter/And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters and no pearls.

It's like this scene traveled forward in time to make itself a gif. Just so it could be here, right now.

Man-dy Striper?

Yeah, you know....I had kind of forgotten we started this on a sexual assault story. Pretend animals and hot, hot rabid men are kinda distracting. Who. Knew.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

How about them! I think I just sprouted chest hair.

Rabies and a totally boop-able little nose is where we separate the men from the boys.

If you get a second chance, may I suggest combining your two choices:

Yes! There's a time for playing the Not My Intention card and a time for just apologizing.

Well, I will concede that if there is a certain, cultivated look...then this is it!

He was at the citizenship ceremony in LA when my husband became a citizen. So maybe he is a patriot! ;)

See, and here was me thinking that's where he put the glasses from his other picture.

Not a caption, but I think it looks a lot like he's trying to figure out why Robin Wright looks so different.

Funny, I'd have thought they were still stuck on purple as The Color of Gay. Glad we've moved on a bit!