They look exactly like the plastic film they give me at the eye doctor when they dilate my eyes. I never though to wear them as actual sunglasses.

Yes.

I know you're kidding, but I dunno...I kind of loathe the idea that someone sounds like a shitbag based on their name. Kinda like I don't like the idea you can tell a rapist by "how they look" you know?

Well, YEAH. Early ID of hoes is key to successful quarantine.

"Haven't you moved onto a job that I can respect you for, yet??" :(

So glad to hear it!

Personally, I would never want to be in the military, even if I were capable. That's not my calling, nor my interest.

Agreed. It's the height of snobbery, actually.

And if she truly wants to do this and she's got every skill and requirement checked, from strength to mental acuity...

200 lbs of muscle? Yeah, because most male marines carry 200 lbs of muscle on their frame? And they're all flexible as hell. Because muscle fiber is all kinds of flexible, right?

This is slightly (okay, kinda really) off topic, but as someone who volunteers their time as a job interview coach, I'm willing to be that off topic hijacking nutcase for a moment.

"But, what about the cat/dog/hamster/elephant??" is nearly always my question when I look at the news. (Regardless of the story, but you know, it works in this situation, too.)

I can't believe that despite explaining your new hobby it took me nearly a full minute to spot the woman in the background. I honestly was so transfixed by the couple's outfits that I didn't see anything else!

I think what bothers most with this situation is that I feel convinced that if they'd had a woman on the show in the exact same circumstances, Sherri would have judged her left, right and center and done her full Sherri act of, "I guess I just feel SAD that you feel like you have to do this. I know with my faith and…

"It doesn't matter where the pie comes from, as long as there is pie."

Ooh! I knew this was a good idea. That pie!

I'll bring the drinks, you bring the desert and we'll rip these dresses to shreds.

Ha! Great minds! Great, tired, tired minds.

They would be, it's true. Though, I was kind of thinking you and I could host it.

Ha! It's like everyone wants to look like their dress wasn't sewn, it was iced.