I mean I know he worked there, but like it wasn’t VW drug testing him, which I could understand, it was the government piss testing him. He wasn’t smuggling, he just went somewhere where it was legal and smoked some weed. And the deported him for pissing dirty, it would be like going to visit say Saudi Arabia, which…

“China outlaws drug use in other countries”

This is so fucking stupid. First of all, the CCP has been turning a blind eye and probably even willfully allowing fentanyl to be exported to the US.

But the bigger discussion is about pot. Should you smoke or use it when driving or operating machinery? Nope. But the same is true with alcohol, which is perfectly…

He put mob bosses in prison before he decided to become Trump’s consigliere. And he was the mayor of NYC. Powerful is a relative term but.

Ketamine

All he had to do was ride his 9/11 goodwill into retirement but noooooo, he had to get tangled up with the tangerine traitor, ruin people's lives, bankrupt himself peddling bullshit and is now absolutely ruined. Luckily he'll be in hell soon. 

I have to admit, I am somewhat genuinely shocked to see one of the wealthy, powerful, elites - actually - face real consequences for something that they said.  

“The last thing I would do is trust a computer program,” Elon Musk at a town hall hosted at a high school outside Philadelphia

Fellas. Do you think that the folks pushing this level of surveillance on sexual autonomy are going to top with just “who cares its just women I’m not a woman whatever”?

Trump would be too busy having his diaper changed to do it. However all the little fascists propping him up? Yeah, they would do it in less than a heartbeat.

Love the derp in Pending comments (not gonna be the one to legitimize his stupid comment by bringing it out of the grey) that thinks Trump wouldn’t be the one to use this system to prosecute women seeking abortions.

Your privacy as a member of social media platforms however is up for sale.

In theory, they are right about it posing a risk. Guillotine time is coming, and every billionaire on the planet is feeling their neck itch, but they are wrong about how they can avoid it. Suppressing information on them only hastens its arrival. The way to avoid it is... stopping doing all that sort of shit. It is so…

Do you believe there to be a specific sum of money that can alter the space-time continuum and change events in the past?

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole.. until Drumpf is behind bars.

It could very well be debris, but there’s also the possibility of an anti-satellite weapon that you’re never going to hear about from the government due to space being the new front in the Cold War that never really ended.

Heard Jalopnik got sold. I assume as a result the comments section will soon be closed. Thanks for all of the fun and stuff over the years.  Many who started here are now over at the Autopian, which has become what this site used to be. Maybe the new owners will “get” that selling ads first and content a distant…

Right?! I bought my gun w/ the explicit understanding that doing so gave me the right to use it however I need to.

The cause of the explosion is unclear because no Boeing employee, current or former, wants to comment for fear of being unalived.

Boeing: In our defense, we forgot how to build things when McDonnell-Douglas took over.