Here’s a thought, instead of promoting the stories you clearly don’t like by clickign and commenting on them, which only ensures they will continue, you could just... NOT click and comment on them!

That’s because there isn’t a single positive thing about Tesla: Jalop is just reflecting reality.

Go to one of the sites stanning for Musk while ignoring reality. You’ll be much happier there. 

“Make Jalopnik great again!” —some weirdo who only started shitposting here 2 weeks ago.

What a sad, miserable existence, waiting for some random blog to end just out of spite. If you hate coming here so much, have you considered doing or reading things you actually enjoy?

that because you must be braindead to buy one.

That’s one moral of this story. The other is that Cybertrucks are the shallow-hole-in-your-mattress-as-indoor-plumbing version of motor vehicles.

“Still love the truck though!”

zombies lack the fine motor skills to peel an orange, its totally safe.

I am guessing the laminated glass used on the door windows allows the “peeling.” If it were tempered glass like most cars, they would have just popped it with a spring punch.

Not much to disagree with here.

And conversely, I’m a guy who’s quite happy to get out & stretch my legs every couple of hours, and if I need to take a leak at the 150 mile mark? Definitely.

I suspect Boeing and NASA didn’t want a PR disaster, either. I agree — right decision because a tragedy isn’t good for any of the players, period.

I just wish there was a different term for this then raw dog. I really don’t want my 13 year old running around the house saying he raw dogged his bicycle trip with his friend.

But...but...but...Elmo is big brain genius business man/engineer/astronaut! Tricking him would be unpossible! /s

I like to think it isn’t about difficult to get resources, as in the fuel and slim jims, as it is that customers are paying in a few minutes for the owner to be there all year.

I was 100% going to say the same thing. That’s just poor planning if you end up needing to stop there. If you are heading in to that general area and DON’T stop to fill up, in say Barstow, you are just dumb.

Some dudes: “ after buying my 1 ton truck, 40 ft camper, ATVs, SXS, snowmobiles, jet skis, bass boat, ice house and Harleys, I can’t afford gas, damn commie liberals”

“Or if you don’t mind paying nearly $5 more than California’s average gas price, pull in and knock yourself out.”

Supply and demand, baby. Same price structure on cruise ships and movie theaters. And in defense of the gas station, a little pre-planning with fueling up before driving into the desert and traveling with plenty of water is simple common sense.