I’m sure he will do enough wrong in jail that he will be there for life. If he doesn’t follow the rules in the regular world I’m sure he will really buck the system in jail.

Not enough, this should be the starting sentence when they pull this shit the first time, give them a chance to think about if they really want to ride that train. I’m sure he’ll do great in prison, he doesn’t respect authority nor others rights, he seems likely to piss off the guards and his neighbors and would not…

Honestly, the dude needs life in prison w/o parole or death penalty.

Spoiler alert: click through on the CBS article and he looks exactly like someone who could get away with this sort of shit for as long as he did without repercussions

I like how these folks want all the perks of a governed society but none of the responsibilities. Isn’t there a patch of desert or tundra or a vacant Island we could move them to so they could be free. 

Yup. It’s almost like conventional metrics like P/E multiples don’t matter. What matters is your ability to sell your shares on to the next sucker.

Oh yeah; fuck that guy for sure.

Yeah, I was thinking just last night that if my side mirrors could dim like my rearview mirror, that would help immensely.

It’s probably some sort of polarizing film.  And that would probably work to cut some of the glare.

Fuck Canadian cops too, sorry.

Also, for the sake of your fellow motorists, if you have one of these dials and you typically drive in well-lit urbanized areas, flip that about as low as it’ll go.

For our Malinois’ 13th birthday, I got a big box of tennis balls from Facebook and dumped them all out in front of her. The utter glee on that old dog’s face was SO worth it.

Remember, ACAB includes this class traitor dog too.

Those were analysts and investors, not journalists. We were able to listen in on the livestream, but we weren’t actually on the call itself.

I didn’t realize Wolverine was running Argentina.

My dad was an equities analyst, and I interned at a few financial companies over the years.  The market has never made sense to me; it’s like Twitch Plays Pokemon, only with money.

Years ago I got an introduction into the hate of the members of the UAW by a customer after I explained why the front brake job on her Honda Accord was $2800. [Her Honda had: rotors pressed on the hubs, one CV joint was forced into the hub at the factory, requiring a replacement driveshaft and hub, ball joints that…

You’ve got a point about Boomers and their terrible command of the modern smartphone. Even worse, some don’t or forget to bring them at all when they leave the house. Or, if you’re my Boomer mom, continue to rely on the DVD-based navigation system that only has map data from when they bought the car 15 years ago and…

Maybe this should be a requirement for anyone with a drivers license before they can have a smart phone.

Habitually driving ten miles below the limit is just as bad as habitually driving ten miles over it. Stop it.