I had a day that should have been celebrated by drunken belly dancing and general hedonism (no new malignancies) and yet I could not celebrate because Generalissimo Misogynistico attacked women’s health providers the same day.

Yes, yes, and yes. I have a job I love, I’m getting married in October, I’m losing weight and getting fitter...and yet we’ve just crossed Europe off our honeymoon list because we don’t think we’re convincing enough to be fake Canadians.

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

Weird. We should be happy with all of the winning we keep hearing about.

It is almost as if about 40% of the country is suffering from delusions, and the rest deep dark depression. Maybe less than 1% is happy.

I love this meme because this has literally been my face/gestures to this entire hot mess in media.

Coupled with “I also love Lululemon,” she’s up there with Ivanka Trump’s “hipness.”

My husband and I have a running joke wherein certain gifts or actions are immediate harbingers of divorce. For example, if I ever gift him Johnny Walker Blue Label that is a clear statement that the marriage is over.

Breaking down the first quoted graphs:

Her resume says a lot by what it doesn’t say.

I have never heard of Soul Cycle so I had to check. Your point stands. She’s bragging about lowering herself to wear a $108 sweatshirt?????

The subtle trolling (shade?) throughout the article is amazing. My favorite is the title, “Louise Linton is Super-Duper Sorry.”

Can’t be sued for wage discrimination if all your your writers are freelance and make nothing.

My instinct was to highlight the most batshit parts of the quote you pulled and post some funny gif about it, but there’s nothing to pull - it’s all completely bananas.

She seems the type who would fill the bird feeder with rice.

She’s a walking Portnoy’s Complaint fetish with a Birkin bag.

“Maybe I should wear that on a T-shirt and Instagram that. And then on the back it should say…‘I’m so sorry.’”

Don’t tell an actual German that you’re German.

While I disagree with your sexist “sammich” addendum, the rest of your comment is very on point.