I’m not sure why you feel the need to remind me of this?

Yeahhhhh I’ll believe it when it actually hits the market for under $30k. Hell I’ll even allow up to $35k to account for inflation since he last made that promise.

I should think that cameras sophisticated enough to be used in cars would be capable of distinguishing emergency flashing lights from the phenomenon of an object temporarily obstructing a solid light. The light patterns are different, no? And AutoPilot absolutely should not be allowed in cities - fine for highways,…

He’s already been fired (excuse me, allowed to resign), what’s the point in taking him out now?

This is the sort of situation where you hope Tracy will step in and float the dude a few thousand bucks to get through the holidays. Or just buy him a replacement house. What’s $250k when your net worth is $70 mil?

He didn’t “star” in 30 Rock. He was a very, very side character with very few lines. The complete series has a run time of just under 50 hours and I’d be shocked if he had more than 12 hours of air time and more than 3 hours of speaking time. Royalties are also tiny, based on the paystubs that various actors shared…

Can you even sue minor teenagers in civil court? Do we know who the Kia Boyz are in the first place?

The most we can realistically hope for is that he’s viewed in hindsight like John McEnroe is in tennis - really great player, really bad attitude.

A drunk driver plowed into my car around 9am a few years back. Fortunately I was not in my car - I was in bed doomscrolling, heard the noise, and thought “oh I bet that’s going to be my problem” - and when I got outside he was fully unconscious behind the wheel. Ambulance, tow truck, police, etc., showed up, and I…

Yeah, this looks a bit like the Batmobile and I’m shocked that I don’t immediately hate it.

I think it’s more ideological than practical. All Putin needs to do is convince his subjects that the West isn’t better than what he can offer. He needs to maintain control and power; he doesn’t care about his subjects other than to have them completely under his thumb and continually working to enrich the oligarch…

Nah, the juggalos endorsed Kamala.

I loooooved the 90s-era Eclipse. My eyes are burning from its SUV makeover. Ew.

“Is the ultimate goal to race against the men?,” asks a somewhat oblivious Kimmel.

I obviously don’t know where you work, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a 10% workforce reduction that resulted in a 10% pay raise for the remaining employees. C-level people will take that 10% increase, but any leftover funds will be used to pay the consultants, not employees. At least that’s how it worked when I…

They’re trying to ban motorhome sales. If it passes I’m sure we’ll see a cottage industry pop up at various points along the CA border, just like North Carolinians hop down to the inferior Carolina to buy fireworks.

Wait a minute........ THIS is the Bad Place!

I need to dig out the old Chrome extension that converts all photos of Trump to cat pics. It started getting buggy during his first administration but maybe it’s being improved.

As a French company, why make a fart joke in English? 4 is “quatre” in French, and that’s about the extent of my French language skills (my mother would be so disappointed), but surely there are puns to be made with that instead of “four.”

Here in Michigan it’s apparently called Devil’s Night. I have no idea why people need a whole separate night for hijinks when the catchphrase of Halloween is “trick or treat,” as in “give me treats or I will play a trick on you.”