I still want to know how my buddy in high school got his hands on a yellow Mustang. It must’ve been used -- it was dumb enough of his parents to give a Mustang to a 16-year-old boy in the first place, hopefully they weren’t stupid enough to buy him a brand-new one — but we were in high school in the early 00s, right…

Don’t forget bath salts! I will never forget bath salts.

Reminds me of that scene in Erin Brockovitch where she scoffs at the paltry settlement first offered to the victims. It absolutely is insulting, and even if an individual’s cut is the biggest payout they’ve ever seen in their life, it won’t necessarily help them when the medical bills come due.

Another commenter said that the gear shift buttons (buttons?!) are on the CEILING, so... I would imagine no one is really driving them correctly.

She’ll be fine. I was around 15 before I started really getting Monty Python. But MP&tHG was one of my first DVD purchases ever (I got sick of watching the version my dad taped when it aired on TV... the man had a collection of Rocky Horror bootlegs but never owned an authorized copy of Holy Grail, go figure) and I…

For those of you starting new jobs today (unlikely for a Friday but you never know), please learn a valuable lesson from my past mistakes and understand that this earthquake is a bad omen. My first day at the worst job I’ve ever had in my life - including retail, which this was not - was the day of the 5.8 magnitude…

There are a lot of superpower abilities that are more useful/helpful than teleportation, but I would give just about anything to be able to teleport (and bring with me anything/anyone I’m touching).

Sounds like you’re simply not rich enough. What kind of rich guy doesn’t even own his own 900-acre compound complete with race track?

Is what he’s doing actually criminal, though? Or just stubborn stupidity? Milton straight-up lied about the number of customer orders.

Yes, but he was a felon BEFORE he became a star, as opposed to ZTB.

My mom was real big on traditional gender roles, and my father was somewhat handy and not as outrageously incompetent as Tim Taylor (but still had plenty of bluster), so it was an easy laugh for her and family-friendly comedy for the rest of us. I, meanwhile, was watching it solely for JTT.

Of course! I live for Elon slander.

Edmunds said they went to Carmax because Carmax owns Edmunds. I think a little price-shopping could’ve been done before they hit publish, but I don’t imagine there would’ve been a huge difference elsewhere.

He basically has full control over the board, which is helmed by his brother and a bunch of people who’ve gotten massively rich because of him. The chair of the board has been asked (maybe by Congress?) to explain why she’s not entirely beholden to him when she’s made public statements about how he made her a…

But not the Great Lakes, lest your home be swallowed up by the dunes like the ghost town of Singapore, Michigan. One of my aunts has a lake house on a cliff overlooking Lake MI and everyone on her street lost their beach access a couple years ago when a storm took out the sets of wooden stairs connecting their homes…

I know a white woman named Mijean, pronounced mih-zhawn. Her parents combined their names, which I think are Michael and Jeanne (French pronunciation), into hers. I assume that’s also what happened with this nutbag. Sometimes I think Germany’s law requiring government approval of all babies’ names is the only way…

Great question. The escorts will not be allowed to tell hecklers to be quiet, since that would be a direct 1A violation. Maybe this is just an acknowledgement that TSA is pure theater and there are still plenty of weapons to be found at an airport.

I think it’s more like “a person can be smart,” but that’s not pithy enough for movie dialogue.

See also: Woodstock 99.

Because creating a system that allows all ports to access info about all ships is a global undertaking that would cost a ton of money. I agree that it’s a great idea, not least because it has the potential to reduce smuggling and trafficking, but good luck getting companies and governments to agree and get started.