There are a lot of superpower abilities that are more useful/helpful than teleportation, but I would give just about anything to be able to teleport (and bring with me anything/anyone I’m touching).

Sounds like you’re simply not rich enough. What kind of rich guy doesn’t even own his own 900-acre compound complete with race track?

Is what he’s doing actually criminal, though? Or just stubborn stupidity? Milton straight-up lied about the number of customer orders.

Yes, but he was a felon BEFORE he became a star, as opposed to ZTB.

My mom was real big on traditional gender roles, and my father was somewhat handy and not as outrageously incompetent as Tim Taylor (but still had plenty of bluster), so it was an easy laugh for her and family-friendly comedy for the rest of us. I, meanwhile, was watching it solely for JTT.

Of course! I live for Elon slander.

Edmunds said they went to Carmax because Carmax owns Edmunds. I think a little price-shopping could’ve been done before they hit publish, but I don’t imagine there would’ve been a huge difference elsewhere.

He basically has full control over the board, which is helmed by his brother and a bunch of people who’ve gotten massively rich because of him. The chair of the board has been asked (maybe by Congress?) to explain why she’s not entirely beholden to him when she’s made public statements about how he made her a…

But not the Great Lakes, lest your home be swallowed up by the dunes like the ghost town of Singapore, Michigan. One of my aunts has a lake house on a cliff overlooking Lake MI and everyone on her street lost their beach access a couple years ago when a storm took out the sets of wooden stairs connecting their homes…

I know a white woman named Mijean, pronounced mih-zhawn. Her parents combined their names, which I think are Michael and Jeanne (French pronunciation), into hers. I assume that’s also what happened with this nutbag. Sometimes I think Germany’s law requiring government approval of all babies’ names is the only way…

Great question. The escorts will not be allowed to tell hecklers to be quiet, since that would be a direct 1A violation. Maybe this is just an acknowledgement that TSA is pure theater and there are still plenty of weapons to be found at an airport.

I think it’s more like “a person can be smart,” but that’s not pithy enough for movie dialogue.

See also: Woodstock 99.

Because creating a system that allows all ports to access info about all ships is a global undertaking that would cost a ton of money. I agree that it’s a great idea, not least because it has the potential to reduce smuggling and trafficking, but good luck getting companies and governments to agree and get started.

Yeah but if you leave it up to dumb rich people to kill themselves off, you’ll have people like Elon who are superspreaders of their weirdo, allegedly superior DNA.

Depends on what your definition of “wrong” is. All I can see is upsides...

Right? Chalk it up to pure stupidity and/or stubbornness. I once decided that the “escalator out of order” sign was a lie, whatever they were repairing looked done to me, so I hopped the barrier and started climbing. About halfway up, past what you could see from ground level, all the stairs disappeared so I had to…

It’s no coincidence, then, that so many ultra-religious folks are susceptible to conspiracy theories. My mom thinks God cares about/weighs in on the mundane decisions in her life (should she choose this retirement home or that retirement home? better pray on it) because it’s easier than relying on her own judgment and…

Only if they can prove the power loss was due to negligence, no? A random power outage on an otherwise well-maintained ship (which, of course, has yet to be proven) doesn’t seem like something you can sue over.

I’d like to ask those people what ever became of their Fearless Leader’s much hyped “Infrastructure Week.”