And in LA or San Fran too! NYPD spent plenty of my taxpayer money upgrading their fleet a LONG time ago.

Because Trevor Milton hasn’t wormed his way into dozens of military contracts, nor is he the richest (or, currently, second-richest) man on earth.

I think it’s because he knows he failed to make movies that resonated with the existing fanbase for the IP, and if fans are panning a movie, casual moviegoers are less likely to watch it too. I don’t understand why he didn’t change course and switch up his processes, rather than fail repeatedly and become a punchline…

My father was a HUGE Mel Brooks fan, and I’m not sure if I saw Spaceballs or Men in Tights first but both were on heavy, heavy rotation throughout my childhood. I had them both practically memorized at one point. There’s only one other person from my mini-generation (elder millennial) at my current job and he was…

And I don’t think I heard ANYONE talking about Rebel Moon apart from a resounding “meh.” The entire summer was Barbie discourse, to the point that we are now getting thinkpieces about how we’ve talked about Barbie too much.

One of them started pushing 40, changed their mind about wanting kids, but then cheated on their wife and got another woman pregnant, so the wife - who had wanted children but prioritized her marriage to a childfree man - had to freeze her eggs while watching another woman have what she should’ve rightfully (as his…

I have a strict “no comedians, actors, or guys in bands” rule because their insatiable egos (and all the aberrant behaviors that come with it) are more than I’m willing to deal with. John Mulaney is pretty much exactly my type but I never actually had a crush on him because my aversion to performers is so strong.

I like that idea a lot. Maybe a billion dollar company could have pathways to temporarily reopen their stocks program if they’re trying to build out a huge initiative (especially if there’s some sort of benefit to the government or general citizenry, like a space program or large-scale environmental innovation), but…

Great point, actually - Florida has some of the most comprehensive open-records laws in the country (a big part of why we get so many Florida Man/Woman stories), but I’m sure police have carved out exemptions.

I don’t have much to say other than I am SO GLAD that Hank Green (guy in the video at the bottom of this post) is finished with his cancer treatment and his hair is fully grown back. I’m grateful he continued making content during his illness, but it was hard to watch him physically decline due to life-saving poison.

I don’t give a rats ass about cars (except Mustangs) but I love driving. Got my learners permit and was immediately put to work on family roadtrips, so I’m used to long hauls along curvy mountain roads. I lived in NYC for a long time and (as a classically trained but non-professional singer) frequently missed being…

Pink is my least favorite color and I’ve never wanted to drive a Jeep-style vehicle, let alone own one, but I would drive this one until its last gasp. My first car was a Suzuki and I was pretty pleased with it, all things considered.

Too bad he’s so ugly and stupid!

Best part about the Marie Antoinette references is that there’s no real evidence that she said “let them eat cake” - we’ve got this guy on live TV!

I saw this story on TikTok over the weekend and a lot of the comments referenced Paw Patrol. The problem is, I don’t know if those commenters are parents ... or kids who grew up watching PP (making me an ancient crypt-keeper).

(Hagerty, not Hagarty.)

Dumping a burning EV into the ocean is also not an option. 

As much as I dislike the movies (I’m a book purist), it sounds like Chris Columbus did a fantastic job of creating a fun and healthy (relatively) environment for all the child actors. That can’t have been an easy task, even for someone with as much experience with child actors as he had prior to HP.

I had no idea that was improv! 

The only good thing about this story is the inevitable reckoning that conservatives will have when someone makes the connection between Neuralink and “the mark of the Beast.” For those of you who remember your Y2K-era Christian fanfiction, the Left Behind books describe the Antichrist commanding the world to implant a…