One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

It is if your from Texas, like Kacey. You call something “tea,” you're getting it in a huge container, with a ton of ice and likely sweet enough to rot your teeth.

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Then I lay on the platform. Like when I'm transferring at the 72nd street station from the 2/3 to the 1, I lay on the platform.

SOMETIMES THERE ARE TRACKS ON BOTH SIDES WHAT THEN JEFF WHAT THEN

Okay, smart ass. If it wasn’t her, whos is recponcible? Honey Bee? Well, Honey Bee’s Dying so now what?

I love all of these threads about her face. It’s definitely the right thing to criticize, because while she is racist and homophobic, ultimately the most important thing is that she’s a woman, and so we must always criticize her by referencing her appearance.

For fuck’s sake. It’s either BBQ or Barbecue, you inbred mouth-breathers.

Excuse you, this is actually real. My cousin’s friend’s sister did the game of 72 after tripping on bath salts at a rainbow party following a round of the knockout game.

"the internet’s dominant heuristic—which is to read something that does not address you directly and immediately think, “But what does this mean about me?”

That’s not Jay caressing her cheek. That’s Puff’s hand his shoulder. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay in a pinky ring.

Any other large-breasted women just spend a couple minutes staring at your elbows trying to figure out wtf that guy is going on about?

Me! I'm very attracted to twinkly-eyed human smirks!!!!

Gotta “blog entry” about something, Kevin

Fun fact: “canola” is allegedly a contraction of “Canada oil”, which was a marketing decision because of the unfortunate double meaning of “rape”. Why the hell no one changed this sign at that point is beyond me, though.

Well I’ll bee....

When she’s right, she’s right. Gotta admit it.

Spoken like a woman who should have married someone like Julian Edelman or Malcolm Butler

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