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Ahhhh my mother had the same casserole dish as in that pic of the hungry boys thing! PROUSTIAN FLASHBACK!

Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Garry Shandling, and many others have all portrayed characters that were moderate re-imaginings of themselves, and if I was willing to do so I could scour their respective episodes and easily pull quotes that would seem outlandish/arrogant/offensive if they were taken out of context and

What's wrong with playing an asshole version of yourself? Stephen Colbert does it every day. His even shares his real name. Yet, people like Lena, Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer get blasted for doing the same thing. It's a big gender gap in comedy.

I take trazadone for sleep at a 50mg dose.

St. John's wort can interfere with hormonal contraceptives, in case anyone is thinking of taking it... It does have some clinical efficacy though.

Broad City — the frolicsome, original and kick-ass sitcom by Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer (and executive produced by Amy Poehler) — has been renewed for a second, 10-episode season by Comedy Central. YUP YUP. Get it, ladies.

I didn't choose the milk life, the milk life chose me.

He's pretty obviously goofing around and sticking his stomach way out in the before pic. Basically this whole thing was an excuse for him to show off his abs.

Are you sure about that?

"He's so slow, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes."

Probably more like a good defense attorney. And the case was decided correctly from what is given here.

Wardrobe assist. Gotta say, would probably love that job.

My mother in the last months of her life loved watching Hannah Montana. As you can imagine, I kinda wish I could discuss with her recent developments concerning Miley. Other stuff, too, of course.

This is me, reading Miley's quote.

Agree, also I think SLP wasnt worthy of being an Oscar material

"Yet, aspartame, saccharin and acesulfame potassium, three leading artificial sweeteners, have all been linked to cancer."

ANYA GIFS NEVER GET OLD.